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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:24
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Jets owner Woody Johnson buying Crystal Palace with $254 million investment - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can humans drink battery water?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Heart in distress? 9 silent symptoms you shouldn’t overlook - Times of India
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lowering Blood Pressure May Cut Dementia Risk by Up to 15% - Neuroscience News
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way